Well it is now spring, and that means that the weather is hot as fuck. Now you have all the smut bitches of America who decide to start dressing like whore prostitutes. However, these fucking slimy cunts bust the shit out my nerves when they are ashy as fuck. There is nothing worse than when you go to the fucking beach, and get an eye full of some chick in a bikini with her damn busted crusted ass asscrack hangin out. No normal person wants to see some lanky ass bitch walking around looking like they just sniffed cocaine out their fucking kneecaps.
The next part about spring that really pisses me the fuck off is the re-release of the Titanic in 3D. I have seen that movie, but I don’t agree with all these sad bitches creamin their pants over the premier, acting like they never saw the fucking movie before. You dumb cunts, it is the same fucking movie, and all you get is a pair of cheap ass glasses to watch the stupidity pop the fuck out. Several things about this fucking movie are just plain stupid. First you have this fucking hobo and ginger fall in “love”, and then the best part is, is when they fall of the fucking boat. Now what really pisses me the fuck off, is the whole scene where she is just laying on that fucking wooden door. You know this selfish cunt couldn’t give a fuck about anyone else because she is sitting on that fucking big ass door, as her so called lover freezes his dick off. This bitch could have easily moved over and shared it with him. But instead she has to act like the fat whore she isn’t and take up the whole damn door. Then this bitch makes a promise to “not let go”, but as soon as the poor as hoe dies, the damn ginger lets him fall into depths of the artic so he can’t receive a proper burial, like the selfish smut she is. This cunt only gets more stupid with age. That old as whore with her fucking nappy ass hairdo, decides to throw her fucking million dollar diamond into the fucking ocean. The dipshit doesn’t even think of how her children just spent a million dollars to take their old saggy ass mother to see some moldy ass fucking boat, and how she should maybe give them the diamond, but no, she makes some retarded sexual sound, chucking the fucking thing into the middle of nowhere. And then the movie ends, making it the most stupid fucking 3 hours of bullshit ever played in a movie theatre. Not to mention the whole shit is fake. Fucking fucker fuck shit fuck!
